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Start:
1. List characters.
2. NO PEEPING!

I'll go with the only five I have
1. Jenny the Fox
2. Maggie the Echidna
3. Panama the Hedgehog
4. Hollyann the Hedgehog
5. Scott the Hedgehog

Listen closely; we don't have much time: all five of the preceding individuals were suddenly kidnapped by some strange crazy criminal mastermind who goes by the moniker of the "Nightmare". If you want them to see the light of day, it is up to YOU to hunt down this mystery assailant and save your Oc/Fc/real character friends. Now Save DEM!~

1. You receive a letter that 1(Jenny) is in a building somewhere. You get to the building, but find that 1(Jenny) is tied up, dangling from the ceiling. She is not putting up a struggle. Then you realize that the rope is very weak, and could snap at almost any moment. Then you take a step towards her, and a hole shaped as your foot appears. But you also see part of a metal panel. What do you do?

STSG: Oh, my god! Jenny! Are you alright??
*No response*
STSG: Come on Jenny, don't kid around here!
*Silence*
STSG (thoroughly frightened): ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!!!!
*Jenny starts to move*
Jenny: Huh? What? *Groan* Scotty, why did you wake me up?
STSG: Wake you up? I was afraid you were dead!
Jenny: I was having the most wonderful dream! And you were in it, and you, and you... and I can't forget you!
STSG: Jenny, we're alone. Who the hell are you talking to?
Jenny: Why, the "Nightmare", of course!
STSG: The Nightmare?
Jenny: Uh-huh. The Nightmare is very nice.
STSG: Are you nucking futs?
Jenny: Scotty, the Nightmare appreciates me for who I am. He doesn't see me as a blond, air-headed bimbo like most people assume I am. He also respects me for what I have on the inside as well. He likes me for my intelligence!
STSG: Really?
Jenny: Yeah! He said my brain would most certainly be very heavy and full of beautiful wrinkles. I assume this means, like, really smart.
STSG: Ermmm....
Jenny: Oh, and he likes my heart too. And my other organs. After all, it's what's on the inside that's important, right?
STSG: Oh, my god! The Nightmare is planning to eviscerate you!
Jenny: Well, I've never tried that before, but I like to experiment...
STSG: Come off it, woman, he's planning to kill you!!!
Jenny: Oh, is that what it means? I didn't know...
STSG: Alright, just give me a minute. I'll find a way to get you down.
*Click! I step on the foot shaped panel*
STSG: Oh, shit. What did I just step on?
Jenny: It's probably a mine. The Nightmare kept talking about mines.
STSG: Somebody set me up the bomb???
Jenny: Wait, is it gonna explode or something?
STSG: Alright. I have to be calm about this. Maybe, if I can leap to the side fast enough, I can escape before it explodes... Carefully... one... two... THREE!!
*I jump off of the panel, which explodes spectacularly behind me. The shockwave breaks the rope, and Jenny falls into my arms, smiling.*
Jenny: Nice catch...
STSG (hastily setting her down): Jenny, I know you're perpetually in heat, but I'm not a fox. I'm sorry if that fact ruins your life. Now come on, let's go find the others!

2. Okay, lets say you saved 1(Jenny). Now she gets to help you find the others. You receive a call from a man with a deep muffled voice that tells you to go to the beach. When you and 1(Jenny) get there, you see 2(Maggie) tied up to an elevated post out off the shore, past the buoys. You see two signs. One says "high tide, 4:50," Another says "Shark infested waters". It is 4:35. How do you save 2(Maggie) from a shark-ey death?

STSG: Oh, shit. Sharks, huh? Fuck.
Jenny: Scotty, I know you're perpetually in feet, but I'm not a human. I'm sorry if that fact ruins your life. Now come on, let's go find the others!
STSG: We just found one of the others! By the way, it's "heat", not "feet", and only females experience it. And when I said "fuck", I didn't mean literally.
Jenny: Well, how was I supposed to know all that?
STSG: *sigh*, Forget it. Do you have any idea how we're going to get past these sharks?
Jenny: Blood, of course!
STSG: Umm, no; blood attracts sharks.
Jenny: Exactly. That's why we drop the blood a mile down the beach from here. That way the sharks will leave Maggie alone!
STSG: Genius. I could kiss you!
Jenny: Scotty, I know you're prospectively in Crete, but I'm not a human. I'm sorry if that fact ruins your life.
STSG: Okay, so how am I gonna draw blood? I didn't bring a knife or anything!
Jenny: No need. I've already been bleeding for the past few days.
STSG: Oh god. I know where this is going.
Jenny: I knew there was a reason for saving my used ones...
STSG: Okay, let's move this forward a bit!
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STSG: Wow. It's working pretty damn well.
Jenny: Are you kidding? Those sharks will be occupied for hours!
STSG: *shudders* Okay, time to get Maggie.

3. You saved 2(Maggie), and walking back to the home you reside in, you see a crashed car. You walk up to the car, and see a bit of blood on the seat, and the Nightmare's insignia. There is a trail of blood splatters. You all follow the trail, and see 3(Panama) hanging from a tree, upside down, and unconscious. But there are no wounds on 3(Panama). You then hear a few growls in bushes. You look and see a dead bear, and a live angry bear. What do you do to save 3(Panama)?

STSG: The Nightmare strikes again. This is getting really dicey. Who would want all of my characters dead?
Jenny: Beats me, but one thing's for sure, they are not welcome on any of my social networks anymore.
Maggie: Damn psychotic fucks make me sick. I'd like to see this bastard mess with me again. I'll kick his ass proper!
STSG: He caught you by surprise once. What makes you think he can't do it again?
*Maggie elbows my stomach*
STSG: OWWW!!!
Maggie: Next time, it'll be your face.
STSG: Wait! Everybody shut up a minute! Look over there.
*A figure hanging upside down from a tree is visible. It's Panama.*
STSG (continuing towards the tree): Well, no time to waste.
Maggie: It's a trap!!
*Snap! I stepped on a twig. I hear growling and a grizzly bear thunders out of the brush. I run back and the grizzly follows. Jenny is petrified.*
Maggie: Play dead, dammit! It will leave us alone.
*The bear, annoyed at Maggie's shouting, cuffs her with a giant paw. Maggie reels back and puts a hand to her nose. She finds blood on her hand.*
Maggie (looking up at the bear): You made me bleed my own blood. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!
*Ass-kickage ensues*
Maggie: Stop crying, you two. Help me get Panama out of the tree.

4. You saved 3(Panama), and you and 1(Jenny) and 3(Panama) are back at the house. 2(Maggie) is out getting info on the car crash, and you receive a call from 2(Maggie). She tells you turn on the the news. You do so, and on the T.V, you see 4(Hollyann) dangling from a rooftop that is a well 300 ft in the air. You and your friends run there, and enter the building, and see a flagpole, and 4(Hollyann)’s foot is tied to it. You also see that the flag pole is greased with oil. What do you do?

*The phone rings, and I pick up.*
Maggie: Scotty, it's Maggie. Turn on Channel 6 news right now.
STSG: Channel 6? Ew, that's Fox! I'm allergic to punditry.
*A hand comes through the phone and slaps me in the face.*
STSG: How the hell did you do that??!!
*Slap*
Maggie: CHANGE THE CHANNEL, DAMMIT!!
*I grudgingly turn on the news. I see that Hollyann is hanging by the ankle from a greased flagpole, elevated 300 feet in the air.*
STSG: To the Deutschemobile!
Jenny and Panama:
STSG: The Magic Bus.
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STSG: Hollyann!! Are you awake??
Hollyann: Yes, I'm definitely awake. And I'm scared shitless!
STSG: Okay, don't panic. Just stay still. The rope will hold long enough for us to find a way to get you down.
*Snap*
*Hollyann falls, screaming. We are all screaming as well. Suddenly, her thick, brown, waist-length hair fans out and catches the wind. Miraculously, she is able to slow down and touch down safely on the ground.*
STSG: Thank god you made it down.
Hollyann: I knew there was an upside to having a hairstyle that hasn't been popular in over twenty years.

~*~Please provide sixth Character~*~

5. You saved 4(Hollyann), but as you re-enter your home, you hear a laugh coming from upstairs. You run upstairs, to see 6(Flora the Rabbit) holding a tied up 5(Scott) at gun point. "Heh, you found your friends before they died. Surprised me there. Either way, you get to watch this one die right now!" She says. You quickly realize that 6(Flora) was Nightmare. 6(Flora) puts her finger on the trigger and is about to pull it.

STSG: You!!! The Nightmare is a woman!
Flora: Figured it out, did you? Finally. A bit slow on the uptake you are, like all men!
Scott: Scotty! Buddy! Pal! Thank god you're here! You gotta help me, man! She's crazy! I don't know what I did to make her want to kill me! Please, you gotta help!
STSG: Okay, Flora, I suggest you calm down and drop the gun. Don't do something drastic, or everybody loses!
Flora (pointing the gun at me): Oh that's right, defend him, why don't you! Bros before hos, right, you chauvinist pig??
STSG: What has gotten into you? What did he do to you? Am I missing something here?
*Hollyann bursts in.*
Scott: Hollyann!
Hollyann: Scott?
Flora: Scott! How could you! So this must be the bitch you're banging on the side!
Hollyann: Excuse me! On the side? He's with me, he said so himself. Who are you?
Flora: I'm his girlfriend of three months.
Hollyann: He was single until he met me!
*Panama enters.*
Panama: Scott!
Scott: Panama!
Hollyann and Flora: Panama??
Panama: You two? What's going on here? Do you know him or something?
Hollyann: I would hope so. Contrary to what Flora says, Scott and I have been dating for quite a while now. Don't tell me you think you're his girlfriend!
Panama: But I am his girlfriend!
*Maggie comes up.*
Maggie: Do I need to kick anybody's ass? Oh, hi Scott.
Other three women: How do YOU know him?
Maggie: What do you mean? We love each other!
*Jenny bursts in.*
Jenny: Hi, Scott, my love!!! Listen, I just discovered an amazing sex trick, but it's a secret, so I'll tell you later! I love you!!
*Dead silence*
Jenny (looking around): Scott, why are you with all of my friends right now? Is there something you're not telling me?
All the other women:
Maggie: You bastard! You've been having affairs with all five of us!
Panama: It all fits! No wonder Flora is the mysterious attacker! She's mad at you for cheating on her, and she's mad at all of us because she thinks any one of us might have stolen you.
Hollyann: I can't believe you even attempted something like this! Did you really think you would get away with it??
Scott: Umm.... hmmmm...
Jenny: Well??? Did you?????
Scott: Ahmmm.... ermm..... uh, hey! Who's up for an orgy?
*Dead silence*
Maggie: Let's kick his ass!!!
Scott: Fuck.
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*Sigh* Well, at least I saved four of them...